A few facts you should know before you die
- Rajnikant makes onions cry.Rajnikant can delete the Recycling Bin.
- Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikant killing people faster than Death can process them.
- Rajnikant can build a snowman… out of rain.
- Rajnikant can strangle you… with a cordless phone.
- Rajnikant can drown a fish.
- Rajnikant can play the violin... with a piano.
- When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on… he turns the dark off.
- Rajnikant once had a heart attack… his heart lost.
- Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikant can throw Brett Favre even further.
- The last digit of pi is Rajnikant. He is the end of all things.
- Bullets dodge Rajnikant.
- Rajnikant's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Noone fools Rajnikant.
- If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikant?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- Once a cobra bit Rajnikant's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird.
- Rajnikant was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikant was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Rajnikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!".In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Rajnikant destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikant only recognizes the element of surprise.
- The square root of Rajnikant is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikant,the result is death.
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